Quick Joke of the Day

Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The youngest women pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." Moments later, a phone rang and the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The older women felt very low tech, but it seemed like she needed to do something equally impressive. So she stepped out of the sauna and into the restroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. Finally, the old woman said, "Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a Fax!" Find more jokes at Really Funny Quick Jokes